You bought a burger

For someone not with us,

At Applebees;Waterloo,Iowa,

My cars at the Motel Penny stays at,

Penny’s Homeless,

Penny had to go to Walmart,

Then Penny says is Petewanting this sandwich now,

I said he said he’s eat it tomorrow!

So I ask in text ,

I hate texting!

He Said that would be fine,

Wateoo is forty-five miles from Oelwein,Iowa,

Oelwein is twenty-two miles to Independence Iowa,

Quasqueton is fourteen from Oelwein,Iowa,

Now it’s twelve thirty-nine am,

Now I drive home,

Thank the goddess I left my lights on at home,

I have no porch light!