I felt like the Roadrunner this morning after four hours rest with no fake aleve,
The fake aleve and no kitty food rested in the front seat somewhere,
I haven’t any porch light and rather fall if I must in the light of day,
Awoke with a jolt,
No one had a sock of food when I hot home!
Nary a drop,
Not even Penny and she is nursing,
I was glad of the third of a bag of kitty crunches in the Frisky bag still,
So I proceeded to share that out at midnight!
Penny had bought two bags of fifty pounds cat crunches for fifty dollars,
Sold one to Pete;
Money is not forth coming yet, but it will,
Pete had braagged the food up and how he’d like more if we ever saw.they had more out at the Amish,
Really good.deal fifty pounds, buy two at $25 a piece,
Trust me when I say they are the devil to move from one car to the next,
The kitties bag in on my front passenger floor
Ot was a bitch transversing from her jeep to my Chevy,
Thought I had Boots canned good inside
Nope, it rests outside under crap and my aleve that.had arrived.earlier vie FedEx in an old bread wagon,
I brought in eggs,kitties like eggs,
Frozen eggs they are not keen on,
I had bought a delightful jerkey kitties ate that,
Then, when kitty milk melted, Boots enjoyed that
This morning there arose such a cladder!,
I rose and powered vie pissedness I zipped down my hall,
As I neared, I imagined that crappy ass electric juice suckered in my kitchen on its side and a pack of cats sucking its life juices out!
I have a laundry basket on the right burners on the range top due to the fact someone (cat)had been pissng on the damn ass thing,
I can’t get anyone to move out the damn gas stove, I never wanted and have never once used. Every summer, I am billed $22 for gas that comes to my mobile that I don’t use!
There was puke in a neat pile in front of the relic refrigerator,
I did alot of screaming,
Went back to rising,
Getting dressed,eventually I will bring my garbage can to the porch,
Bring in Boots can food and my stuff from front seat,
Return to cleaning after feeding boots,
Got poop to collect,
Have to vaccum,clean then shampoo
Would love a nap, but love a home free from dirt more.
Val Whitewolf 