Saint Patty’s Day I was asked.
Why is red wore in Ireland?
I said ‘I have no idea,
I was told it was because that way, the little people can not sneak up onto you and punch you.
Why is red wore in Ireland?
What little people I asked?
I was told Leprechans,
I so wanted to know if they liked being called little people, but I thought I would just sit on what I saw as of no humorous value,