Phones,

Funny thing boit them.

Before them, people all wanted sixty-four inches,

I got mom two different forty inches,

Uncle Norm got a five inch,

We all sat around watching Hogan’s Heroes,

Thought it was cool,

I watch Time Team and Red Green,

On my smart phone smaller then a five inch TV,

And I think it’s swell,

My phone rings,

I find out who called me,

Then call them back,

Penny hates that!

But now my straight friends not talking to me,

If lesbians were every where,

We could just talk within our community,

Naw,

I’ll talk to cats and lovely writers,

I’ll talk to you,

I need a nap it’s 418 am