Yesterday, a twelve year old boy moved my small,
Stamp size of a moble home yard,
Didn’t have to do the back,
The landlords man does that by the fence ,
He missed about half of the yard,
Do I mention it to him,
I have never in my 65 years other then the annoying nitch of a neighbotmrvafter I paid her for the $45 lawnmower she found on market place,
Still after I bought the mower, wanted to get paid each and every time she mowed,
When she’d borrow my vehical and yes I like to cover every nuke and cranny when I’m being used I guess, I try overly.hard.to be helpfull,
She’d use any gas in my tank to her to Cedar Rapids,
Then she’d get money from her minister for gas to return with,
At least Denise did a good job mowing,
Like clockwork, she’d be by to vollect ten dollars,
Master at con,
This little boy has to know he missed half of the yard,
The weeds out front still alive and well,
I congratulated him on the nice try,
I could not believe he could not comprehend sarcassum!
I had even given his aunt a $2 tip,
No Amish kid would have done such a shitty job!
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