My threat to my cat family,

I have water and I’m not afraid to use it!

I drink icewater,

They are safest when it is frozen,

No water flows forth,

The potty on my floor,

Some will seek out a kitty box,

Trust me, they all hate being git with cold water,

In a perfect world, I’d have a squirt gun,

But lounging water works too,

I find some bottles fling forth water farther,

But alas that’s life,

No cat in a purrfect world would bother me when I’m grinning and writing,

Or puuring and vibrating,

In a purrfect workd I’d have laundry soap instead of my last bar of hand soap,

At least one shirt without holes inappropriately placed,

But again that’s life!