Name your top three pet peeves.
1.Jumping down from above on my chest. Its like it never dawn to any of my cats that I have shoulders or a lap or totally missing me.
2. Pooping on all my carpet instead of actually using the kitty box like other kitties. And when they really want to get the point across they are annoyed they on purpose shit or puke in my shoes. Nothings worse then stepping out my bedroom door and before I have space to think my fresh sock is laminated to the floor by fresh puke if poop!
3. Scratching my wall! Loo Loo taught cat night school in ‘how to truly piss off Val 101.’ You stretch to your full height,She must be visible, Then as noisily as car possible you scratch,
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Down the dry wall and teach all Val’s cat family the purrfect(my word) scratch!
Val Whitewolf 