today

today started like any other day,

I felt Lou Lou’s eyes on me,

As I open my eyes there she was,

Urging,

Demanding,

Yelling I know there’s more food it might not be in here but I know it’s here get your ass in the kitchen and get me some in a previous life I think Lulu Martin was a southern belle,

I said slow down slow down,

Have to care to my ankles before I can go anywhere,

I checked my apple cider refilled my bottle,

Went to remove stuff from the washer and hang it up best I could boy I wish I had a dryer add that to the list of other things I wish I had and I wished I could give,

Loo Loo watched her eyes burning holes in my back,

And of course I stepped in a puke or pooper whatever it was,

Then I washed up with beautiful water I had fallen asleep after I ate of course last night I hadn’t eaten all day,

then I grabbed a blanket to replace the one where a Ling Ling Martin and my Molly have been sitting on top of the hand-me-down doggy kennel and then I saw it!

someone had puked all over the microwave and down the front and on the table so I wiped it up I took the rag and a blanket that I had taken off the doggie kennel trudged it back down the hall to lay it by the washing machine I had put the sleepy bag Mike Coleman in the in washing machine and of course it was stalled unable to move going,

Ahahaha!

Once again I could hear Loo Loo Tisking,

You know tisk tisk

Nothing worse than unhappy older cat 105 Plus figured out one day if the first year is 15 and each additional year is 7 so the first year it’s 15 plus 14 * 7 = oh my gosh I’m going to have to use my calculator I’ll be right back!

you will not believe that 113 Lulu Martin is 113 Ling Ling Martin is a 113 wow,

Patsy Zidlicky’s mother in law who I loved dearly and would never wish dead live to be 103,

And I strolled back down the hall Lulu is right after me,

Then I wash my hands grab the can that had no lid no lifter upper thing things that if you’re going to dig through your cupboard to give a canned cat food to a friend make sure all that damn lids all the damn metal hooky things are on those lids don’t give away crap it’s always been the way I like to live you keep crap crap is fine yours is fine don’t give it away don’t look stupid don’t make other people think oh my isn’t it nice they gave me their crap!

I didn’t have to carry it back to Lulu she was there I gave some of it to Emily she’s the oldest she didn’t get any she’s the oldest of Mike and she’s four so she’s 15 plus seven times three which is 21 plus 15 she’s 36 years old,

Lily Martin ate her jump down and started chewing away,

Lulu Martin hasn’t returned she’s in the kitchen ,

When I was out there I was surprised because it was warm ,

When it’s cold I always go and I bring Loo Loo back here ,

Hoping that Ling Ling would follow,

Ling Ling is very opinionated and only goes where she wants to,