Shorts
I could not put a finger on where they went to!
Red shorts,
My favorite color is red,
If I wear shorts in the summer they’re red,
Just the other day,
I was moving things around on the washing machine,
Down beside the machine there they were,
My other pair of red shorts,
I had been missing them,
If you were to meet me on the street and my red shorts were!
I might say red shorts!
Have no idea!
I was elated!
Beside myself a Glee,
I picked them up,
Tossed them in the wash cause I had no idea how they landed on the floor by the machine,
When my res shorts were washed I took them out and hung them up,
The other day I put them on put on my long pants over the top and went to Wally World,
You know when you had a certain age you really have no hindsight left until afterwards then you can call it hindsight,
I was blessed that day!
Not because I found my shorts!
But because it was a cold day!
The day would have been overly embarrassing if it were not cold,
You see there was a reason I hadn’t missed those shorts,
Did I ever tell you I don’t sew?
See there was a huge hole in the back of those red shorts ,
After I remove the shorts,
Wash them and hung them up,
I noticed the big hole was still there!
I have since you would the ill-fated red pants for my wardrobe,
Jy wardrobe consists of three pairs of shorts one way to huge my ass one black with a duct tape underneath the pocket cuz that’s how I sew and the other one red from my ex-girlfriend,
Thanks to Penny who bought me a new.oaur of wine color pants in December,
Three pairs of long pants ,
Two that don’t fit hardly at all they keep falling down around my ankles,
And a pair that fits pretty good none of them jeans,
like people everywhere I want to buy my own clothes,
My own food,
I prefer boxers to underwear,
I wish I had thought where those pants were ,
why I didn’t just throw them away I will never know.
All I know for certain is I was blessed because it could have been a warm day I could have been outside with a big hole in my pants,
Val Whitewolf 