Turddriver

Not a newfangled device,

Something everyone has I’m sure,

One can either use a Phillips or a flat head,

A poop driver is kept in the bathroom,

By your stool,

It’s a tool with multiple purposes,

Moving poop that’s stuck!

Or tightening a screw!

It is a tool every home should have!

My older sister of choice told me so!

It was one of those rare conversations that is only had between those you care deeply for!

But I have come to share with you today my writing community the wonders of this moving tool!

If you find yourself bound up eat more fiber!

And when that fiber has worked,

And the tubular device happens to be too hard and long due to the fact that you haven’t drank enough fluids ,

So it will not pass,

I shared with her the way I moved it and Ruth shared with me a better way,

This is how I learned about the poop driver,

It was several days ago and I was between a rock and a hard place whether I was going to share this with you’ll!

But then I thought why not!