Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
In high school I was so afraid that my house was breaking a law,
I was always being said on TV if you found this plant report it to the law,
It was a best looking tallest pot plant growing directly outside our air conditioner at 405 2nd Street Northeast Waukon Iowa.
so I hopped on the phone,
Phones weren’t carried around and held closer than someone you’re being erotic with,
I know someone’s going to yell at me for adding a sentence with a with,
So this is life someone’s always having trouble with what you’ve done,
My mom with ballistic!
If you see a pot plant cut it down throw it away don’t call the cops!
Dad was a chiropractor mom never allowed us to be ill because some empty would say it was a chiropractor’s children are sick!
Don’t doubt we paid for that being ill we did!
In Mom’s medicine cabinet there was grape and cherry flavored cod liver oil,
Trust me flavored cod liver oil was as horrible as unflavored cod liver oil,
Nobody in a Heike household was sick unless we really were,
I learned at 15 unless you’re bleeding from all your orifices don’t call a cop,
My mom dad called mother Marion would not appreciate it and everybody would pay for it,
So yes I called the law once to report a crime,
Having cops appear at our house out our back window and having to tell our mom my mom scared me straight!
It’s pretty hard too cuz I’m a soft Butch lesbian!
Val Whitewolf 