Daphne

Old world name,

Sophisticated feline,

Say that at Mach 1,

I could barely get it out at Val speed,

Plays hide and go seek all by herself,

I was just in pretty birds room,

Feeling bad there was no strawberries left from my sunrise delight,

What is sunlight delight you wonder?

Huge strawberries that have been cleaned and Frozen probably last month still frozen today,

And Walmart’s orange juice without pulp,

I love the pulp,

You know in this new age of AI Google really needs to fix the record from audio,

Because my sentence almost red I love the Pope!

I went in to check on everybody cuz there are five kitties in the room with pretty bird,

They like Pretty bird, they like Pretty bird all five in my little office,

The office is Sherry called it he’s a smallest and the warmest room I have it has two windows on the window and no screen,

I hope to rectify that someday!

There was  was Ruth,

Ruth just lost her seven kittens the last two passed yesterday,

She was fed well she just never learned how to be a mom,

Humans fall into that category all the time people who would never should be moms,

There’s Emily in there Emily is a mother of my Sophie Emily and Sophie are from Ossian, Iowa,

It’s interesting note that Indiana also has an Ossian,

I have her in there, she’s safe Lewis the male Kitty won’t be fixed till the 10th of March and he can be mean not intentionally it’s just that he’s male,

Louis thinks it all girls no matter their age no matter they’re fixed needs to be sexed,

Did you know that 3 weeks after male cat is fixed he still can have produce babies?

Can’t try to pull them apart you could kill the female tear her up inside,

Male cats penises are barbed so they don’t come out while he’s planning his seed,

If you  throw water on them and scare them you could make your female bleed to death,

Penny the Cat is in that room I thought I had put it in there way before time for her to get pregnant it was wrong she was in the family way,

Penny the Cat is a mother to my Molly my tomboy who has never been one iota interested and sex,

Everybody should have one gay cat or as many as you can get,

My Drake is in there too,

That’s five!

Is there when I open the door there was only four,

Daphne hates everybody and everybody hates staffing but me and Penny and Daphne likes us too,

Daphne loves my Penny cat and Lady my cat is in the kitchen,

When I had left she had stolen a Penny’s place on top of the bread rack,

It was her sign that the blanket she had over the chair had gotten icky and she didn’t want to use it anymore until she had a brand new blanket or a blanket washed over the chair,

So I looked at Mom’s pink shaggy rug that’s on top of the bread rack and it was a lumpy!

Don’t you know it!

The lump was Daphne,

All is well they have plenty of food I have probably put new water in there when I go back in pretty bird has his container that hangs down with fresh food and he nipped at me once he’s not happy with anyone in his cage,

Honey had destroyed my TV my 3-year-old TV and pretty bird loved to watch PBS kids especially something rather from Denali I don’t know the name of it but Denali was in it and he loved that cartoon,

When someone sees my worth again and I have a pain job I’ll get another TV and he can again watch whatever it is from Denali!