Say the darndest things
Cuz I was waiting on the other side of Facebook chat,
My sister was talking to a roommate Donna,
Will call her Donna because it’s not her name,
And the conversation went to religion,
Bad mistake,
For what my sister believes to be innocent and helpful,
Her roommate sees his demeaning,
And they wished of her time,
Hear things like that and you want to smile but you know you better not,
And the best part of discretion is not to say anything just sit there and listen,
So I said I listened in Iowa by way of Facebook chat,
Discussion was about the missionaries,
Mormon missionaries are children,
Their duty is to keep the flock from flocking away,
I don’t know this is what I suppose,
after I’m done with Byron I’m going to start reading the Bible of the Mormons,
my sister truly believe that it’s easier to understand,
I was baptized Methodist,
RaisedLutheran,
Became Catholic at 26,
By 40 I was Episcopillon,
I’m Pagan now,
I’d like to know why it is Google thinks the Catholic and Lutheran and methods need to be capitalized but it is piss to pay on and Pagan aren’t,
legitimately none of them should be a belief is a belief,
It’s not written in stone,
Ruth comes back at Donna,
Well Donna I don’t think they’re mean anything but they’re just trying to be helpful says Ruth,
I’m doing my best just to sit still and wait for Xena,
I personally understand Donna I don’t like things that ram down my throat either it ruins taste.