Rising

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

This morning I stood up,

Went to the little room around the corner I’m not going to name names,

Stroll down the hall,

Opened a cat cage that used to be a doggie kennel,

Gave cold medicine to one of my cats who now is pregnant,

Phone trigger to get rid of the assholes that call you wanting to sell you Medicare,

Usually telling them I’ve been on Medicare for 16 years does nothing for them,

Gave me great joy and telling her I was going to buy anything and she hung up,

first woman on the phone said my name is Emma,

I said I don’t know anyone named Emma,

So again she said Emma over a enunciating the hell out of the word,

I said I heard you the first time I’m not deaf!

At least the caller didn’t call me by my first name that pisses me off sales people think because they’ve been taught they’re not really thinking that calling an older person by their first name seals the deal doesn’t!

Back to my trip to the kitchen,

Cleaned litter boxes,

Took out trash, recyclable,

The recyclable was a hammer that came from a friend last year’s house that her cat had pissed on for a year now if it was dug up in archaeological dig someone with imagined it was a million years old I found it to be useless so I put it in recycle bin,

The sad part about the hammer is it was brand new still on the thing that came from the store that hung it on the rack,

Note: to anyone who’s reading piss and blood will deteriorate metal faster than you can spit!

Uncle Norm used to collect guns had several Luggers, it was a German officer choice of weapons during World War II,

Blood spilled on a metal weapon edges its way into the metal,

One thing at  that minute, that second , as I was recalling that ,  I was sure of two things I either want to study restudy veterinary assistant or continuing studying history cuz I love it,

That made me smile so it made me happy,

Fill the bowl with Kitty crunchies for my oldest I turned on a dot  and I returned to the back room,

of course the stupid ass cat Sadie gets in my way I go to put down a foot she’s under it I fall,

I managed to fall curved so my legs were in front of me as a support of my bad shoulder I missed the edge of the washing machine as I crashed the Earth,

Good thing I’m not with hiring managers believe decrepit person that Medicare imagines we become at 65 unless we Char or Mick Jagger or Jane Fonda or Goldie Hawn or her husband, Melissa Etheridge(66) which is my age those at higher see everybody as decrepit and old and less you have money I want money!

Pity we don’t all live in countries where they respect the elderly!

My grandma would be 95 years old her father 96 my mother murdered by my older sister was only 92 I most certainly am not old!

Those dumbass medical insurance salespeople were ringing they rang four times as I lay on the floor!

I spotted a dime got on my knees crawled 20 ft mood boxes out of the way booked tubs got to my chair moved kittens turn around and sat in my chair!

what am I grateful for you got to be kidding!

I can’t stop at 5:00 it’s like a book you can’t stop at one I can’t!

1. my fir  family

2. my blogs

3. Mostly my writing

4. women I love and admire and have yet to meet

5. The lesbian gay community that would be for me that has given me some rights not all because of the bed we’re just Americans transgenders get a day we haven’t even got a day! LIKE Gay USA(Andy Humm and Ann Northrop)And a writer names Donna in Chicago who has puppies and who writes with cartoons.

Now my kitty milk is cold and I have kittens to feed so good day,