That’s right folks one percent,
Been pouring and Northern Iowa,
Half an hour since start,
Only in Northern Iowa get a chance,
One percent ,
Equate to a downpour,
If you suck as a weather person,
Doesn’t matter if you’re cute or not,
Iowa will employ you,
I employ you to think about that it needs to be pondered quite a bit before you come to Iowa,
If you’re gay they want you to marry here and then flee away,
It’s a red State you know,
Red’s my favorite color,
I loath Republicans!
And Grassley too
Val Whitewolf 