Gooey

Describe your dream chocolate bar.

Caramel enveloped,

Milk chocolate,

Swirls of caramel throughout the center,

Its name would be Sassy,

There’d be a flavor fest in your mouth with just a hint of flavored coffee laced through the bar,

And the bar would not be sold in a rapper,

But in a box that looks like a stiletto,

Black,

High,

People would think you’ve gotten shoes instead of a box with a baker’s dozen from it would be as long as from my middle finger to my wrist my hand not yours

And when you open the box,

Melody that your ears would hear,

Would be walking in Memphis!

And the mission statement on that box would be!

If you don’t hear from your mouth Mmmmmm!

We’ll give your money back!

You have to bring back the whole box,

And a receipt,

And all the chocolate you don’t eat,

Because baby girls and boys if you’ve eaten all of it but one little bite you don’t get your money back!

This is not Willy Wonka’s chocolate

This is a dyke from Iowa’s chocolate bar named Sassy