Winsom whimsical poet

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

Friday,

Went to town and took a neighbor,

After Walmart,

we went to Dairy Queen,

neighbor Pete,

wanted two chili dogs no onions and a large chocolate hot fudge marshmallow shake,

I ordered a cheeseburger and onion rings,

The other neighbor I think is a cheap one or a salad and two Cokes the split with her mother who is 92,

The young girl placed all three drinks in a drink tray,

I tried to grab it and bring it in with both hands,

And got a bath,

Chocolate shake all over my leg Coke saturating my floor,

And all I did was laugh,

I had worked years in food service,

Never ever dump the tray of food or drink on a customer,

It was two ways you could do this,

Scream and be little somebody like my dad would do,

Or laugh,

At sixty-six all I did was laugh,

Young woman will learn from this,

Her manage you will talk to her about this

Lesson will be learned and you have a full tray of drinks you bring it outside to the car,