My dad used to use it,
The advertisement went
In a little ditty,
Just a little bit a dab will do it,
If you ever have dentures,
The cement is just like that,
Too much and you will know it,
will not be able to breathe,
Your roof of your mouth will feel to your your tongue,
you will have to take the plate out and clean out the excess,
because access will start drizzling down your throat,
And you will think you’re going to die,
It’s not like Elmer’s,
The glue you know you remember from your youth,
because at the time of your youth you are sure that you need more than a little,
Always remember that’s erroneous thought,
This morning I put A little dab too much,
My phone had died,
And for a split second I thought I was next,
so there was a lot of spinning on my jacket my sweatshirt had lots of goo on it,
I ripped out my upper plate and it felt like I was ripping out my teeth,
I still have a little bits of spit in my mouth that’s pink,
If you only use hankies like I do and they’re all in the wash you’re stuck with your sweatshirt,
Happy inauguration Day to the Republicans,
But really all I can say is screw you f******,
Because you have screwed America,
Your fellow Americans,
And the world,
Val Whitewolf 