liberal Democrat butch lesbian and her Trump loving backwards neighbor Teresa ‘Yard Saling’

Saturday on the way coming home from doing stuff in town and going to a couple yard sales , my neighbor the Republican and me you know a lesbian out Butch liberal Democrat  had stopped at the last yard sale . Teresa found two plastic chairs a dollar a piece . We couldn’t fit into a car cuz I sell books and she thought that my books should be parked on the curb or  stuck in the house but until I had totes to put them in they can’t because I sell non-smoking. I mean no one’s supposed to smoke around them and no pets. Books you know a lot of people are allergic to things and that’s important to me. So the guy didn’t want to give back the two lousy dollars that I loan to Teresa so she could buy these ugly plastic old chairs so he tied them on top so there were driving 8 Miles home the first we had to go to Walmart so no one stole them on top of the car I think that’s funnier than hell you’re a blessed evening.