The fan

The fan

My neighbor gets her social security check on the 3rd Wednesday of the month,

Until the 3rd Wednesday of every month Teresa is all that time she’s just sad and pathetic,

Teresa gets $600 more a month than I do,

The reason we had to go to her bank 5 mi 10 mi away from Quasqueton in Walker Iowa where’s because at Walmart at the ATM she was told she had no money but at the Kwik Star and QuikTrip she was told she had $1,260,

Teresa felt like a e $500 spending spree,

Still owes 200 for last year’s taxes,

Still there’s 1900 lost in her home,

Trip would be round trup twenty-nine miles,

So that’s what she wanted to do when she thought she had $1,200,

I put in my bitcoins and bought $3 worth of gas,

Evidently she thought $3 would get us 64 mi round trip on my $3,

My car is a Chevy Equinox,

Fourteen years old,

When my car says it has 40 miles in it it means it has air,

just had new brakes put in I owe $48 for that,

My car needs $1,300 worth of work so I can start a delivery service then I’ll have to worry about anyone hiring me I’m just work,

Teresa says I really wanted a fan,

I had to use four last year from February to end of November it was gosh darn awfully hot you could boiled an egg on my mobile home floor not literally but it felt like that

Flies don’t get me started lots of flies but it’s Iowa that’s considered the rural area flies eight flies can’t get my cats to eat flies,

So simply wanted to do a good turn I took her one of my fans,

After my ice cream was done today or yesterday at Teresa’s house I started my trek home,

A trek is a walk,

Teresa assume we’re going to play cards,

Teresa walks past me on my way to my home like a bullet out of hell,

I was carrying my bag with my silverware, two cans of food and squash that I bought her last fall for her,

there are tons of things that never get into a refrigerator and crap that needs to come out of refrigerator so good decent food can go in,

Going into her house there’s a box or two a canned good she had gotten at the food bank that sit on her porch evidently that’s where she had stuck the fan that I had blown her on her front porch,

Teresa came back and took the sack from me and in a blink of an eye she was gone I walk with the cane there’s nothing speedy about the way I walk I just don’t want to fall down,

Teresa says oh give those things to me like I’m so baby I was doing fine without her bossing me on my walk home,

I get to my home she’s sitting at the table putting up the card table it says if you want to go inside and take a rest I only watch for houses I went in to get water and I came right back out,

This evening when I was spending time with my Ruth I get a text,

Did you steal that fan that you gave me oh my f****** god!

I put in my saved money in my tank so it take her to her damn Bank and she accuses me of stealing my fan,

I’m not Christian I shouldn’t have to be expected to run over backwards for this heterosexual thing!

Ruth says I’m crazy and she’ll just hurt me,

I’m pissed I’m not hurt!

small-minded people imagine that if they leave things on their porch no one’s going to steal anything!

My dad never locked The granary he had things stolen left and right on the farm mother always said because he was lazy dad said it’s cuz he trusted people stupid stupid!

I would have taken back my fan if I had seen it sitting for anyone to take on the deck!

I’ve taken three or two I’m sorry I’ll get that thing out here that’s not it I got to get a mama cat to realize that her kittens are her kittens so that she’ll feed them ,

I am not going to answer the door tomorrow or pick up a phone when I see her text come in,

Maybe we should change the title to my dissertation here to pissed as hell but as close to Sunday morning so I’m not going to!