Old Gungus Khan had nothing on my seven cats, Chester and Theodire in the front on my metal home can here a cat food can open in a sound proof room, Boots is halloring no mind to me if you have pants on or not Feed me!” Like Seymore , the plant in that wonderfulContinue reading “The Horde”
Author Archives: Val Whitewolf
Two twenty-six am
Dumbest thing I think I ever heard, A lady chatting from Austrsilia, On my Facebook, She asked me what I value most in a relationship? I in my Virginian heart stuck in Iowa said:’Always faithful!’ She said:’Ok, mine is honesty I really value honesty in a relationship with a trustworthy, loving and caring woman. [ThisContinue reading “Two twenty-six am”
Token
Free, Brase ring, There was a game, At the fair I’m Spencer Iowa, You road around and could reach out and grab a ring as you went by, Now years later when thinking on the ride and other rides safety comes into question, Safest to get no tokenride the merry go round, Life I sContinue reading “Token”
Young mothers move
Ruth and her five little charmers, I moved her to the cupboard, she loathed it, So once again I drug the hand me down doggie kennle down the hall to my office, The runt does very small, pushed into the corner, literally falling out of the cage, So after a great amount of screaming onContinue reading “Young mothers move”
Like a cave dweller
Billion years ago, No,I mean no dinosaur was litter box trained, No Niki’s to wear, No high tops! No slippers! Out you went homemade shovel in hand, In twenty twenty-three cats are modern! RIGHT! Sophisticated, RIGHT! Guess that’s why like the cave woman of old, I just got all of my right flat foot lamentatedContinue reading “Like a cave dweller”
OVP
Well it’s nine am, Got to move kittens, Clean pooh, Vaccum, Check mail, Shampoo crappy carpet, Remove clean clothes from washing machine, Stand for ten minutes to ponder [[why I didn’t get a dryer in 2021 and pay off my home.instead of imaging, I had found a life oartner and wasting 6500 bring her toContinue reading “OVP”
Kittens vs. Doggie kennle
Have had two runners, Little baby I especially crawl right through, Crawl meowing, Shouting ‘Maw,Maw!’ First was a black kitten, Today an orange, Don’t forget to change their bedding, Human ir fur family they all love that, Today, Ruth’s little family is moving to the den, The den is small with one cat named DauphneyContinue reading “Kittens vs. Doggie kennle”
Firfamily chat: Cheese
Like Roosevelt’s fireside chats without the fireplace or him. https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Firfamily-chats-e22bej3 https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Firtalk-Profiting-off-of-free-e22fck4/Re-homing-fee-a9m5bkt
Rock the Manger
From my PodCast.I recently became aware my podcasts were well about eight hours to long. So I am reposting separate from the rest in bits and pieces. https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Out-Lesbian-poethistorian-chat-e22bcuq
Whipped that’s me
Got to have tea, Turn on air, Vaccum, Shampoo, Next month I’m renting WALMART Shampooer, Yeah me!