Dry as a popcorn fart

Ruth, an Idahoian, just said it, This Iowan never heard this expression have you? It tickles me some, I can’t wait to share with friends, Dry as a popcorn fart, Ruth’s dad, who never thought she was as good as his boys, I think my adopted sister Ruth is purrfect,

Condesending

Condesending is when a friend is sure their shit doesn’t stink and your wrong! But everytime they open their month, they put you down, Allow me to show you! I.found my.ph9ne app my.phone.had placed it in a hidden file, Penny:Hun, you can believe what you want. Sometimes when I hold my phone and my thumbContinue reading “Condesending”

Roommate

Roommate fur Ruth, The land lord, Robber baron , who owns Ruths Arizonia home, When Ruth asked him to insulate, He evicted her, There aren’t any houses she could rent, He said she could get a roommate. A woman spoken with Ruth, All packed, ready to be homeless with no car, This woman will onlyContinue reading “Roommate”

Goofy

She will always love her ex, Her Mickey died in 2021, I can still love her as the older sister I never had, The sister blood gave me spent her years slandering my good name, I hope she died a horrible death like she gave my mom. And her dead years will be wandering aloneContinue reading “Goofy”

Words

You matter, I love you! Moonlight becomes you, You have star dust in your eyes, I hate Goodbye, Don’t mind see you! Don’t pooh there! Goddamn it’s hot! Supose to be 77 still a sweaty day, Last night when I said I love you, I didn’t hear her running away She told me she wasContinue reading “Words”

Slave to a diety

When a.et is.sufferring,, Meds are given to improve the quality of live, No pain is an  improvement to deep throbbing to your core pain, What does it matter in the scheme of things? Nothing! To be without throbbing deep pain that is the blessing, We would do it  or our cat and dog, In aContinue reading “Slave to a diety”

107

107 my car Gas Quasqueton Iowa $4, Sir Pete loaned me 10 from a.20, Said I.coukd use it.all if I neede to, I.SAID i’d like to get some popcycles. Pete sais.whatever.you want, I wanted to.survive.today, I didn’t want to have to go out in the.hoorid.hear To a car 107 degrees, Pennt.then adter.knowinf all I haveContinue reading “107”

Val’s Prayer hotline

Boy, that fifty for the lawn mower keeps slipping ylthrough mymfibgers, Now I have to go to Oelwein,Iowa, To get something from Penny’s mom’s apartment, No one knows.where it is, Penny’s mom went out with her dog.at 2am, Fell , They think she laid there fifteen minutes, Hip us not broke, They did a reparativeContinue reading “Val’s Prayer hotline”

Worst house guest Ever!

Ever! Ever! Ever! Screaming! Swearing! Beast! They tear off my cardboard white crappy thin board crap, Its not wood, Its like stinking papercrap that hides what ever bodied might lie behind it! They shit on my floor, I went to my kitchen an hour ago! Trust me, it’s not that far a walk! I thoughtContinue reading “Worst house guest Ever!”

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