Smartphone – Page 8 – Val Whitewolf

My threat to my cat family,

I have water and I’m not afraid to use it! I drink icewater, They are safest when it is frozen, No water flows forth, The potty on my floor, Some will seek out a kitty box, Trust me, they all hate being git with cold water, In a perfect world, I’d have a squirt gun,Continue reading “My threat to my cat family,”

Twenty- five percent

Great percent if talking off on a sale, Twenty-five percent is not great if the cell phone’s not taking a charge, Just awoke to check on kittens, Time matters, Life is fragil, Life is on smartphone. I need it to be up and Adam when I need it, Taking no charge is a pissie thingContinue reading “Twenty- five percent”

To

To hot To hot to Think, To hot to Chat, With a cat, On a lap, Not to hot to yell, Or swear, Heat melting me, Hope I get to eat my chocolate bar before it melts, What was wrong with a paper wrapper, Why is it necessary for the wrapper to out live theContinue reading “To”

Worst house guest Ever!

Ever! Ever! Ever! Screaming! Swearing! Beast! They tear off my cardboard white crappy thin board crap, Its not wood, Its like stinking papercrap that hides what ever bodied might lie behind it! They shit on my floor, I went to my kitchen an hour ago! Trust me, it’s not that far a walk! I thoughtContinue reading “Worst house guest Ever!”

Sixty-five now will go to fifty-six

Nine forty-five pm, Time to turn off fans, Grab a Hershey bar, Look again for missing kitten, Ruth in Sun City is just sitting down to supper, Its neatly eight there, Atill not cooling off enough at night so the so the.big cactus can b reak ir.jusr has to die, Extinqutions a bitch,

Zowie,Zowie

Naked,nude, Cord pulled out by accident, World felks gone, When did we become crazy Crazy, After all, it’s just a phone‽

Went to find,

I found pooh, I found sweat,Boots arrived to tell me.it was time to feed him, Cats are like old people and children , Me,me,me! Pango who suck is telling e to sent the book bought however their scuzzy listing system of our books will not allow us to who sell books there correct or delieteContinue reading “Went to find,”

Humidity was increased earlier with the storm!

Of course, Of course, Today daily kitty bix chires ahd Saturday vaccuming, Of course, Of course, Had two point five hours of sleep, Pete’s going to loan me a child gate, My last crappy ass door in the refirbished.mobile home atopped working.night before last, Need the.moving of.air, Of course ,of course, Could be four moreContinue reading “Humidity was increased earlier with the storm!”

Do you hear yourself say?

You’re not the boss of me! And the only ones up at five eleven, You and sixteen three month old kittens, Four two week old kittens, And six two week old kittens, And the older cats! Then your just fixed male Theodore starts chasing the two sisters both fixed, Both nearly fifteen, The only thingContinue reading “Do you hear yourself say?”

With all!

Then the ex, Your day isn’t sucky enough, She wants a damn doll her dad bought for her when they lived in Japan on base seventy years ago! She left it in the shed, When she.fled.from Iowa, Back! Back to Georgia, After.tryingmto.loose me my home by writting stupid ass text to my crappy ass landlord!Continue reading “With all!”