Silly George, Long-haired George, Leaps from the ground,mgrabs a paw of cloth, Like a mountain climber, he goes Hand over hand he pulls, To the top of the bathroom door, And over the top of the hooks.he lays, Its the coolest I have seen a kitten do, Some.will jump then lay on top of theContinue reading “Straight up the coats”
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Off to the rescue,
Opened the door after Boots ate, Screaming oanic cries emmergung falling upon mynears from Pretty Birds room, Pretty was fine, I went in there huns a blazng, No silly, Screaming bloody murder, Likenthe advertizmsement fur the early Hogans hero’s zoomingnout of the POW hut, ‘MACH Schnell! Very fast! They even yoppled my books and tossedContinue reading “Off to the rescue,”
Somethings not right
Feel asleep at ten Woke at midnight Its three, Where’s Mr.Annoying, Boots! I can’t get out of my chair, My screen is screwed up! What do I press to get out of my chair to the bathroom? Then, like time travel, I’m zapped back to my right mind! I grab the chair remote, Legs stoppedContinue reading “Somethings not right”
TBI
For years nothing but feeling the wall ramming, This year crippling pain from the back lower left of my brain, Waukon,Iowa firemen rammed my head into the wall extracting me from our smoke gilled.home, I was dead, Took aboard a hellicopter, I had burnt lungs, They put nine metal staples in my .neck, I hadContinue reading “TBI”
Francis
An all white Amish kitty, Well, no, not Amish in that it was her lifestyle choice, Miss Francis last winter on a truely cold Iowa blustery winter day when Penny was off, We went shopping cat food out at the Amish, It’s much smarter to purchase cat or dog good out there than even atContinue reading “Francis”
Humidity was increased earlier with the storm!
Of course, Of course, Today daily kitty bix chires ahd Saturday vaccuming, Of course, Of course, Had two point five hours of sleep, Pete’s going to loan me a child gate, My last crappy ass door in the refirbished.mobile home atopped working.night before last, Need the.moving of.air, Of course ,of course, Could be four moreContinue reading “Humidity was increased earlier with the storm!”
Kittens fine
Found drey kitten on eith his famoly.two jours ago, Then I ate and fell asleep Have a good day Temperature is eighty-two, Will climb to nighty-three, This July.twenty-eight or twenty twenty-three,
The bold and the sweet
Wander through the door Now lost in the house, Three week old, By the tume I returned to my chair, there was Boots seeking foid,, They had chicken in the kitchen, Ate.momms.kittens chicken too, Now hungry for Boot’s crappy ass meducated old fart cat food from the Amish store, All the kittens but one wasContinue reading “The bold and the sweet”
Where’d time go?
I rose to check on the baby grey kitten, Last night I feared I had stepped upon her trying to extracate myself from the kitty room, I’m like Gulluver to these three week old kittens, Its comical I put one in the kitty oen another appears, There’s only three, But its insane, All nine babuesContinue reading “Where’d time go?”
Firing blanks
Cats, Males, Still have sex, Nust caught Dude biting, Holding on to my Mica, About to plant his non seed, Dude is fixed, Do dogs do it too? Just wondering I zoomed down the hall , Only to find not Lewis but Dude! Dude!