Think on fritz, Over and over I put , Stupid accinine mail in folder, Day in, Day out, Back again, Isn’t spam like rent to crappy ass sender? Then why is it sent after every time back to me? Listen to “Spam thought it was Return to sender ‘don’t send again!’” from Val’s Whitewolf BooksContinue reading “Think Spam”
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Laminated
On way, out this morning, Not out of home, Out of room, It was my own fault! When I sucurried down my hall to feed my elded cat, I shut the door behind me, Wanting just to fed older cats, Pulled the door soundly behind me! It was bliss just the three older cats, OneContinue reading “Laminated”
Blue Buffaloo Alligator kitty crunchies
Older cats are not wise about spelling, ither am I, Alligator two l’s or one, Hate flies, Kitties hates Blue Buffalo as cat food,too,
Half bucket
Together two sides of my office bedroom, Coated with pooh, Like a giant coop With flightless nasty old birds! I spend my day break to dark cleaning, Shit, Interrupted with loss, Broken heart , I’m keeping three kittens, One of Chesters’Big Red, Mica, one of Ruths, And one of Schugglers, I paid for them, WithContinue reading “Half bucket”
Sir Pete Lancolot
Different fellow, Not an ordinary Fellow,, Not of round table fame, Quasqueton trailer park, One good lung, Medical science ruled him out a aecond, Suxty-four, Courageous and true, Defender of the fate, Drives his mom’s mighty steed, A little green GEO, Generous to this fairy bookseller, Offerened me this morning whatever I need for theContinue reading “Sir Pete Lancolot”
Milk
Love both white and chocolate, Cousin Karen loved Butter.molk Going have to stop drinking regular milk, Takes two hours , And Bammo earth shattering silent.erruption sends me.zioming to the head! My inners are swept clean , I moved so fast I managed to leave a bit on the back of a baby kitten, Unfortunately thatContinue reading “Milk”
Kitty
If kittens looking, Don’t stop them, Don’t hold them, They seek, They potty, If you hinder It becomes part of your lap, No shit!
Cold,weird,
Different, Last year summer started in March, Tornado threat, Heels of weird hot spell, This year to, March started warm but not hot, Early March torado warning, Beginning and end, Followed by no ungodly constant heat for northern Iowa, But it wasn’t the old Normal either Old normal of my youth March was full ofContinue reading “Cold,weird,”
History to historians like me,
Me typically a nerd, History interesting and delightful, Yummy, A course in layers, Like Time Team British model, I’m busy cleaning kitty boxes, Phone rings, I called back, Sit down, Someone wanted to know what I was doing! Told him not getting done with what I wanted to do before I are breakfast, Then IContinue reading “History to historians like me,”
Poop
On my hand Shorle Leg, Books on deck and one box on counter, Now on car, I’m sweating buckets, Got to see if Amish books teachers pilot out are still by road, Two thousand books are not a store front!
Val Whitewolf 