Drove to Decorah today, Legs were down to long, Their swollen, Arthritis from holding steering wheel hurts in left hand, I go nowhere near the damn period but every sentence has at least one bird turd, Cats want feeding, I want the damn bad burning blood out of my[.]left leg, I yell eat Flies, NeedContinue reading “I hate age”
Category Archives: Cats,feline,kittens
Hard to see
Dude, Terrific cat, Hates me to write, Like Sophie hates.me to be on.the phone, Dude will vome and stretch out.befire my.face, He.laughs, As.if saying, I win!
Ever notice
Walking with a cat, All are like nuns, Never hurring anywhere, Always like dautaling, In their own sweet time, Like they imagine even you have all the time in the workd, And telling them to hurry is like getting a child tonturn the TV off when you ask not when they wish to! I’m likeContinue reading “Ever notice”
Went to find,
I found pooh, I found sweat,Boots arrived to tell me.it was time to feed him, Cats are like old people and children , Me,me,me! Pango who suck is telling e to sent the book bought however their scuzzy listing system of our books will not allow us to who sell books there correct or delieteContinue reading “Went to find,”
Today’s high will be eighty-two,
Drop back like a Quarter back to seventy, July thirty one two twenty-three, I’m breaking drinking hot water tea with lemon, Hot water.just.vool enough to, Have to do kitty boxes, drink mymtea, Find a book, Replace kitten bedding, Maybe take a brief.nap, Then go out to the shed, Want to go see Jean Huffy getContinue reading “Today’s high will be eighty-two,”
Like ET
While I was feeding Boots his breakdast this morning , The hooligans teenager gang were slipping inti pretty bird and Daughney’s room to raud her kitty food, Fortunately, her kitty food was nothing special, Blue Buffallo Alligator at the Amish store is eight dollars for seven pounds, On line its on sale, sisty-six dollars, Normally,Continue reading “Like ET”
A Val
It was asked.of.me the other day, Do you know how to put on a doorknob, I said Yes! I wanted to say your day had sons, My dad had a Val, At l nine dad understood how.l convient it was to have a Val, His world expanded, Mom alwats said Dad was like Tom Sawyer,Continue reading “A Val”
Straight up the coats
Silly George, Long-haired George, Leaps from the ground,mgrabs a paw of cloth, Like a mountain climber, he goes Hand over hand he pulls, To the top of the bathroom door, And over the top of the hooks.he lays, Its the coolest I have seen a kitten do, Some.will jump then lay on top of theContinue reading “Straight up the coats”
Off to the rescue,
Opened the door after Boots ate, Screaming oanic cries emmergung falling upon mynears from Pretty Birds room, Pretty was fine, I went in there huns a blazng, No silly, Screaming bloody murder, Likenthe advertizmsement fur the early Hogans hero’s zoomingnout of the POW hut, ‘MACH Schnell! Very fast! They even yoppled my books and tossedContinue reading “Off to the rescue,”
Somethings not right
Feel asleep at ten Woke at midnight Its three, Where’s Mr.Annoying, Boots! I can’t get out of my chair, My screen is screwed up! What do I press to get out of my chair to the bathroom? Then, like time travel, I’m zapped back to my right mind! I grab the chair remote, Legs stoppedContinue reading “Somethings not right”
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