To hot To hot to Think, To hot to Chat, With a cat, On a lap, Not to hot to yell, Or swear, Heat melting me, Hope I get to eat my chocolate bar before it melts, What was wrong with a paper wrapper, Why is it necessary for the wrapper to out live theContinue reading “To”
Category Archives: Prettybird
Worst house guest Ever!
Ever! Ever! Ever! Screaming! Swearing! Beast! They tear off my cardboard white crappy thin board crap, Its not wood, Its like stinking papercrap that hides what ever bodied might lie behind it! They shit on my floor, I went to my kitchen an hour ago! Trust me, it’s not that far a walk! I thoughtContinue reading “Worst house guest Ever!”
Accident
Life loss, Timid and shy, When mother’s stop protecting their young, The world where in a house, Or on a farm Kittens bond with the mom, The milk builds stronger kittens plus allows them to play, Play another learning tool, She the kitten, wouid not eat solid foods, Three days,three.kitten babies,gone! My heart exploids withContinue reading “Accident”
Sixty-three will drop to fifty-three
August 17th,2023, Last night never keft upper sixties, What a change! Geese have been heard by me three times Soon, deer will be moving too, Frost bite will fill the air, Mulled apple cider will fill my cup, Under the cupboard will resy a jug of Merlow, A bit of Burgandy, And of course someContinue reading “Sixty-three will drop to fifty-three”
I am not Emily Post
Trying to teach kittens manner, None of the adults have them, Dude sits and waits to be shared with, Made all gathered get rewormed, Dropped the plastic syringe , Never found it again, Eureka found a spoon,Ling Ling and her father were waiting after I took my kitten ou I just wrote this, This isContinue reading “I am not Emily Post”
My day
August 1st,2023 Break time: today old oranges and only one lemon. The lemon for my tea.Only one orange was eatable. Rest of a package grahm crackers. While I swat at flies. Need about two packs of the darn things.No silly not flies strips. I have poop to collect, sheets in kitten pens to change mightContinue reading “My day”
Barely recall
Sleep without ‘Yowl!’ Not rising st four, Some bastard black and white,a simese and an all white cat yowling for food! Or the words of their.owner telling.me she coukd not live as poor as I was, Funny that I was wealthy enough to go home and get food at my favorite Food bank, I hadContinue reading “Barely recall”
Gas
All animals fart and burp Humans, Dogs, Pigs, Cows, Yes, even cats, Baby kittens need to be burped, Farmers who darm with cows pay a Fart tax, No shit! No, Fart! Penny had off the cuff stated’You can’t burp kittens!- I thought, why the hell not I do! Then I thought I’d say nothing, LastContinue reading “Gas”
I hate age
Drove to Decorah today, Legs were down to long, Their swollen, Arthritis from holding steering wheel hurts in left hand, I go nowhere near the damn period but every sentence has at least one bird turd, Cats want feeding, I want the damn bad burning blood out of my[.]left leg, I yell eat Flies, NeedContinue reading “I hate age”
Ever notice
Walking with a cat, All are like nuns, Never hurring anywhere, Always like dautaling, In their own sweet time, Like they imagine even you have all the time in the workd, And telling them to hurry is like getting a child tonturn the TV off when you ask not when they wish to! I’m likeContinue reading “Ever notice”