What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? This morning I stood up, Went to the little room around the corner I’m not going to name names, Stroll down the hall, Opened a cat cage that used to be a doggie kennel, Gave cold medicine to one of my cats who now is pregnant,Continue reading “Rising”
Category Archives: Funny
only on Facebook
endless lives basketball hoops endless lives does not mean endless lives it means three, So….. when you play basketball hoops on Facebook, how many lives do you get for endless lives? good thing this isn’t brain surgery? three, you can miss up to three times, you can sing three balls and continue, you can sinkContinue reading “only on Facebook”
Indiana Jones
If you could be a character from a book or film, who would you be? Why? Indy was comic relief, Adventurer, Deadshot irrational, Duty bound, Professor of anthropology, It’s close to what I wanted to be a professor of, I wanted to teach college level history specializing in military history, I knew that just oneContinue reading “Indiana Jones”
Snot
Poor cats, Flu, Upper respiratory infection, Snot laminated to nose, Snot, Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: Dinner with Val https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Dinner-with-Val-e2hpsgk
absolute
What makes you laugh? Absolute silliness, Kitties playing absolutely, Nature and all its Glory, People who assume they have the power that only nature has, That’s more of a sarcastic smile, And every time, I see that plastic nose and glasses I smile, And handsome men who believe when I say I’m a lesbian ButchContinue reading “absolute”
Stereotypes
Stereotypes It seems humorous to me, That there are young lesbians, that still believes, That what a person friends them that they’re seeking future. I find it to be interesting, There are so many young lesbians , Sure that when they are friended someone is actually wanting their form, I’m a pragmatist , Friendship forContinue reading “Stereotypes”
Breakfast and supper for older cat ladies
Listen to “1pm,Ladies breakfast” from Val’s Whitewolf Books on Anchor: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/1pm–Breakfast-with-the-ladies-e2gpc3s/1pm-Ladies-breakfast-ab1t2oi Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: 831pm Early supper with the ladies https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/831pm-Early-supper-with-the-ladies-e2h56q7
Nope
What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance? Middle name is Kay, Wish it was my first name then I be Catherine, Catherine with a k, I’d be that lesbian butch named Katherine, For short I be Kate, And for tall I be Kate,
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two highway patrolman
Parking lot Independence Iowa, Craziest thing, Tonight right about dusk, Like a little boys, You police officers, Lacking dignity, One racing with a cart full of groceries, The other officer both in full uniform running down the parking lot the second one by the side of the fellow with the cart, Simply being boys, ItContinue reading “two highway patrolman”
Val Whitewolf 