Cooked to their doneous, True boiled potatoes, The water vanished like a David Copperfield plane! Today, two tornadoes touched down on Iowa, March thirty-first two twenty-three, Historic, Day started at fifty, and before I was behind the wheel the temperture had zoomed to sixty-six made it all the way to seventy-six, I sold a ScottContinue reading “Still smell”
Category Archives: Funny
Scurrying
Not of mice feet, My feet, Fell asleep bout six pm, Magically transported to midnight, Scurried to the kitchen, fearing my boiled dinner was now mush, No fear! Cooking fear really is an option, Life doesn’t imitate great movies with Jamie Lee Yummy Curtis and the past governor of Minnesota, You know Arnold, I smeltContinue reading “Scurrying”
Bowtie Bra
Well, Penny gave me two new bras, Not tried them as yet, Hate clasp brass, Not wore them since High School, Could do high school without caps, But I hated most of high school totally, Bra’s that dug into my tissue the most, These last bras Pat Zidlicky bought me for a birthday some timeContinue reading “Bowtie Bra”
Oceans are deep
Violets are blue, Sunsets are red, No shelf for a hat, Cats decided what’s my space, Stuffed bear Penny got not even allowed to sit upon my books, My home mo longer, Cat’s decided where my things can ir cannot sit, Oceans are deep, Sunsets can be red, Books too! I guess!
Red
Saint Patty’s Day I was asked. Why is red wore in Ireland? I said ‘I have no idea, I was told it was because that way, the little people can not sneak up onto you and punch you. Why is red wore in Ireland? What little people I asked? I was told Leprechans, I soContinue reading “Red”
2 dam big
Fifty pounds of cat food, Drug to front seat floor of car, Grabbed , Totted, Stuck upside down in front seat floor, March seventeenth to damn cold, Nothing to put it in, Slept all afternoon, No desire to go out in twenty -five degrees, Make repeated climbs up and down with bucket, All cat foodContinue reading “2 dam big”
Poop
Have you ever after a long Day, Come home in no good mood? What is facing you when you open the door! Now you’re screaming, Swearing! Bend down to clean it up! Feel stupid! It’s a toy.
The light
Lulu a pure white cat, Blue eyes, It is rumored that white cats with blue eyes are deaf, When the light ever so slightly graces her baby blues they appear red, Like a.huge white short eared.rabbit, On other times.her.orbs seem black as night, The light makes right, Fourteen years when.tap my.hesrt,, Lulu always comes, WhenContinue reading “The light”
Walmart employee
Walked by Penny and me and commented, Yep,two homosexuals! Penny says that’s right! Funny girl, Just me, Just me!
Funny sad
An old friend always said ‘walk away!’ When her family comes to see her nothing else matters, No one can really feel our empty hearts, Missing family I do alot, I went today to see her, I rang six times, The door opened a cracked, I heard no one’s there! Door closed, Tried all dayContinue reading “Funny sad”
Val Whitewolf 