When we knew we were having grandbaby kittens, Penny had ordered two long, Screened , zipper cat houses, I thought nice but they sucked, Kitties would get inside, Others would climb upon in order to land on those within, I saw disaster, One night before I had gone into her house and brought her oneContinue reading “The truth is out”
Category Archives: Humor
Kitty lulabye
Eight in kitty zip up red house, Roaming around,two weeks old, Cute as can be, Only song I could think of was: Leaving on a jet plane, Loud, Then quiet, Then I snuck out, Mom’s went jogging, As kitty mommy’s do! Kittens blue grandma Sherry’s sheet dropped over the top for warmth, All babies sleepContinue reading “Kitty lulabye”
Still smell
Cooked to their doneous, True boiled potatoes, The water vanished like a David Copperfield plane! Today, two tornadoes touched down on Iowa, March thirty-first two twenty-three, Historic, Day started at fifty, and before I was behind the wheel the temperture had zoomed to sixty-six made it all the way to seventy-six, I sold a ScottContinue reading “Still smell”
Scurrying
Not of mice feet, My feet, Fell asleep bout six pm, Magically transported to midnight, Scurried to the kitchen, fearing my boiled dinner was now mush, No fear! Cooking fear really is an option, Life doesn’t imitate great movies with Jamie Lee Yummy Curtis and the past governor of Minnesota, You know Arnold, I smeltContinue reading “Scurrying”
My book [first and start of second] Jacquline Night Walker by V.K. Heike Whitewolf
Duct tape
One of my true blue friends, Today, I wore my only new sweats, Tomorrow, I wear old sweats with white duct tape behind my back pocket, Got a hole, see, Don’t sew, I like Red Green duct tape, In high school, we had home ecenomics, Mrs.Lynn old Doc Lynn’s wife was forever yelling! ‘VAL YOYContinue reading “Duct tape”
Bowtie Bra
Well, Penny gave me two new bras, Not tried them as yet, Hate clasp brass, Not wore them since High School, Could do high school without caps, But I hated most of high school totally, Bra’s that dug into my tissue the most, These last bras Pat Zidlicky bought me for a birthday some timeContinue reading “Bowtie Bra”
Oceans are deep
Violets are blue, Sunsets are red, No shelf for a hat, Cats decided what’s my space, Stuffed bear Penny got not even allowed to sit upon my books, My home mo longer, Cat’s decided where my things can ir cannot sit, Oceans are deep, Sunsets can be red, Books too! I guess!
Red
Saint Patty’s Day I was asked. Why is red wore in Ireland? I said ‘I have no idea, I was told it was because that way, the little people can not sneak up onto you and punch you. Why is red wore in Ireland? What little people I asked? I was told Leprechans, I soContinue reading “Red”
2 dam big
Fifty pounds of cat food, Drug to front seat floor of car, Grabbed , Totted, Stuck upside down in front seat floor, March seventeenth to damn cold, Nothing to put it in, Slept all afternoon, No desire to go out in twenty -five degrees, Make repeated climbs up and down with bucket, All cat foodContinue reading “2 dam big”
Val Whitewolf 