Humor – Page 6 – Val Whitewolf

not enough an elf on a shelf

Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time? I love to read have since nine, I will pick up puzzles, I no longer do puzzles on the floor, find it hard getting onto the floor, When you’re younger you fall down, when you’re older the hardest thing about downContinue reading “not enough an elf on a shelf”

Mary Tyler Moore

Do you need a break? From what? It’s been a long time, In an instant I hear that song, tlThe one from Mary Tyler Moore, MTM show, It was all about a break, That’s what her show was I’m sorry tonight 9:00, A nation sat down and took a break, Show it said in theContinue reading “Mary Tyler Moore”

Miley

Song with beat, Child star, Full heart, Provocative, Stimulating, Creator, Song with beat, Song with heat, Words stick, So it’s fun for winning the award, I’ve never met her, But I was proud of her as if she were kin, Every time that song comes on my phone from Pandora, For days I hear nothingContinue reading “Miley”

Turddriver

Not a newfangled device, Something everyone has I’m sure, One can either use a Phillips or a flat head, A poop driver is kept in the bathroom, By your stool, It’s a tool with multiple purposes, Moving poop that’s stuck! Or tightening a screw! It is a tool every home should have! My older sisterContinue reading “Turddriver”

Smells

What makes you feel nostalgic? Smiles no not smiles smells, Yesterday I was missing my mom to tears, Has been three years, Mom always wore lavender, Smells are connected with our senses and our memories, Sometimes ghosts are known for being where they are because of the scent of rose, When I was in 7thContinue reading “Smells”

Christmas Chronicles 2

Part two, It’s like visiting a distant memory, With the addition of Goldie Hawn, Tears warming my cheeks, A bratty kid and a chicken have gone quite by accident through a worm hole, Nothing is by accident! An evil plan is a foot, A definitely deed has begun, From Cancun to Santa’s workshop, Excitement abound,Continue reading “Christmas Chronicles 2”

Dubuque, Iowa

Super Walmart, Are you more likely to… Buy something for your pleasure, Online or there? In physical store? Nice assortment of vibrators, Penny and I discovered one day, On top shelf, Like Tim the Toolman I want lots of power, I’m less likely to purchase in store, More likely to order most powerful,from comfort ofContinue reading “Dubuque, Iowa”

Will sound silly but here goes!

What are your favorite physical activities or exercises? Cleaning kitty boxes.Standing pike a horse shoe then straight up without nose diving to my gross carpet.Made gross by my good deed. On the twenty seventh of last year,December a dear friend’s home that had,had no furnace for two years,pipes froze and the upstairs toilet cracked. ThenContinue reading “Will sound silly but here goes!”

Most awesome toy

The red bird on a red string on a piece of wood, In the bottom of my oven, For my sister in Arizona, Shoot this isn’t money this is Sunday I completely missed a day haha! This toy I had saved away in the oven delighted it amazed me, When it’s moving it squeaks, SqueakContinue reading “Most awesome toy”