Not a barn Iowa mobile home or farm house Flystrips hanging everywhere Only if they swing do they entice any flying beast, Ankles bandages flies find, I have two ankles last night one have fly larvi, They use to place the bastards upon wounds to eat out the infection, I am not infected just willContinue reading “Too many flies”
Category Archives: Humor
Lief Heike
The equivalent to Dora the exployer, Never out strolling from the kitten room, Walks right under the human size door where kittens and grown cats have romove every possible.hint of carpet, Like Hogan’s Heroes excrpt no elaborate tunnles, The extra small Like Lillyput three week old kitten left the room., In pitch dark with oneContinue reading “Lief Heike”
Hard to see
Dude, Terrific cat, Hates me to write, Like Sophie hates.me to be on.the phone, Dude will vome and stretch out.befire my.face, He.laughs, As.if saying, I win!
Ever notice
Walking with a cat, All are like nuns, Never hurring anywhere, Always like dautaling, In their own sweet time, Like they imagine even you have all the time in the workd, And telling them to hurry is like getting a child tonturn the TV off when you ask not when they wish to! I’m likeContinue reading “Ever notice”
Straight up the coats
Silly George, Long-haired George, Leaps from the ground,mgrabs a paw of cloth, Like a mountain climber, he goes Hand over hand he pulls, To the top of the bathroom door, And over the top of the hooks.he lays, Its the coolest I have seen a kitten do, Some.will jump then lay on top of theContinue reading “Straight up the coats”
Francis
An all white Amish kitty, Well, no, not Amish in that it was her lifestyle choice, Miss Francis last winter on a truely cold Iowa blustery winter day when Penny was off, We went shopping cat food out at the Amish, It’s much smarter to purchase cat or dog good out there than even atContinue reading “Francis”
Last can
Tired hearing complaining, I’m paying for everything, We have got tomget those cats foxed, I can’t keep dooling this! What living in a Crappy Ass Motel? Badgering me that you are the.purse strings for Val’s Rescue? Me,Val with cats 24/7! Have to remember to look before I walk or sit down? Last night, I laidContinue reading “Last can”
Boots and Feather
Terror
Rest upon all hills Commanded, Not by men, Its the lioness that govern, It was historically, Erronious, That lead oit just us but all others to imagine it was the males of a community that forced the workd to go fothj and murder! I live with lioness house cats, I beg history, Neigh humanities pardon!
And we are off!
Is stipid to buy, A little bag of high-priced When a larger chesper bran will do anf my cat family love it that makes sense, A blood curdling yell just heard Up I rose, Followed by a cast of what feels like thousands stroll with haste down the hall destination the kitchen , No oneContinue reading “And we are off!”
Val Whitewolf 