The other night, when searching for Ling Ling, I switched on the mercury light I never used Not a damn thing, No light Nothing! No one was near How odd, How bizarre!
Category Archives: Pen name Val Whitewolf
RRD TRASH CAN
Had to move it when kittens were young, Older cats would sweep kittens off counter and they would fall to the bottom of the can, This morning 230 am, An. nnoying cry was being hesrd, And.I would.yell come here , I hate cry babies, No response, I know not how, But when I lifted theContinue reading “RRD TRASH CAN”
No food processor
So no canned car food, Take.only.left.over meat available, Chomp it up and see if your cats will eat it, All but Lulu did, I’m borrowing from me, Kitten mushed up food will not arrive until Tuesday Ordered nine lives.kitten patì on cans, Pete knight in shining armored is getting some Canned kitty. ood tomorrow, ThisContinue reading “No food processor”
Iowan Cooler
Take one hot Iowan,lesbian,poet, Plain Greek Yogurt, Frozen sliced peaches, One brender, Blend until smooth, Yogurt and peaches not the gay poet, Yummy,yummy,
To Pladgerize
Might nit be spelt correctly, I sat in my cat in the hot Iowa sun loading books to sell Until I’m working I can not afford Internet So strongest signle is Walmart parking lot, Their like.the the.snotty havens that want even Good Will to know there.coolness! When I g I go Goodwill its.firmtei things, BathroomsContinue reading “To Pladgerize”
Why am I,
Why am I the person troubles are told to, But I’m not allowed to draw comparison? If I do then I’m a bad friend, I’m told how cool I am cause I manage on poverty, She says she never could, She lives in a rat trap, People bring me their kittens that are blind, IContinue reading “Why am I,”
Most boring Out lesbian from Iowa, poet’s diary
People will start to hear anything, This could be a reason Gentlemen Jack’s family put their [kin’s] diary in the wall, However, I wish I had had her women, Never met a gay man until I was thirty-six, Came out at forty , Greg was a slime ball, He went to the cabin once andContinue reading “Most boring Out lesbian from Iowa, poet’s diary”
Shooting Blanks
Shooting blanks still [hotney] as.[hell], Saw Chester fixed in January, Trying to service a female this morning, Male cats are loaded up to three weeks after, We had four kittens his copy, We lost their babies, One mother this afternoon was seeking to nest, God it’s hot today, Two moms were not ready
Humity
Has returned, I didn’t miss it at all, All year in Iowa, it exists just ask a sinus sufferer, It lives here , Our hell is.nose bound, Now add our sweating, Our pours are getting a wash, Yeah! When I was a kid end of May meant eighty six degrees,
FLN
No speed.limit, You only see, What you know to be true, Coast or you will not make it home, Turn off car or you won’t coast to gas station in morning, FLN, Feel Low Now!
Val Whitewolf 