Hurry, Hurry, Scurry, They are here, Where’s the bowl! Expect me to do it for you! Stop it! Their just outside! Stop it, you’re spilling it! Thus is a life or death moment! Wait, Wait their getting it! Urgency! That is what is needed? Where’s the bowl! What do you mean you can not findContinue reading “Minions at the gate”
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Guess what?
On order From 11-7am, snow is predicted in northern Iowa! What gets really Iowan’s to live here? Well I loath Iowa , The only reason it gave LGBT the right to we’d in Iowa had nothing to do with our rights, It had to do with not wanting $$$ going elsewhere! The average Iowan taughtContinue reading “Guess what?”
The Horde
Old Gungus Khan had nothing on my seven cats, Chester and Theodire in the front on my metal home can here a cat food can open in a sound proof room, Boots is halloring no mind to me if you have pants on or not Feed me!” Like Seymore , the plant in that wonderfulContinue reading “The Horde”
Two twenty-six am
Dumbest thing I think I ever heard, A lady chatting from Austrsilia, On my Facebook, She asked me what I value most in a relationship? I in my Virginian heart stuck in Iowa said:’Always faithful!’ She said:’Ok, mine is honesty I really value honesty in a relationship with a trustworthy, loving and caring woman. [ThisContinue reading “Two twenty-six am”
Token
Free, Brase ring, There was a game, At the fair I’m Spencer Iowa, You road around and could reach out and grab a ring as you went by, Now years later when thinking on the ride and other rides safety comes into question, Safest to get no tokenride the merry go round, Life I sContinue reading “Token”
Young mothers move
Ruth and her five little charmers, I moved her to the cupboard, she loathed it, So once again I drug the hand me down doggie kennle down the hall to my office, The runt does very small, pushed into the corner, literally falling out of the cage, So after a great amount of screaming onContinue reading “Young mothers move”
Like a cave dweller
Billion years ago, No,I mean no dinosaur was litter box trained, No Niki’s to wear, No high tops! No slippers! Out you went homemade shovel in hand, In twenty twenty-three cats are modern! RIGHT! Sophisticated, RIGHT! Guess that’s why like the cave woman of old, I just got all of my right flat foot lamentatedContinue reading “Like a cave dweller”
OVP
Well it’s nine am, Got to move kittens, Clean pooh, Vaccum, Check mail, Shampoo crappy carpet, Remove clean clothes from washing machine, Stand for ten minutes to ponder [[why I didn’t get a dryer in 2021 and pay off my home.instead of imaging, I had found a life oartner and wasting 6500 bring her toContinue reading “OVP”
Firfamily chat: Cheese
Like Roosevelt’s fireside chats without the fireplace or him. https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Firfamily-chats-e22bej3 https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Firtalk-Profiting-off-of-free-e22fck4/Re-homing-fee-a9m5bkt
Rock the Manger
From my PodCast.I recently became aware my podcasts were well about eight hours to long. So I am reposting separate from the rest in bits and pieces. https://anchor.fm/val-heike-whitewolf/episodes/Out-Lesbian-poethistorian-chat-e22bcuq
Val Whitewolf 