Survival and American potato

Of late I’ve been surviving on peanuts,

Prunes,

And today potatoes,

If I had my choice I would eat meat,

My sister and I would have pantries filled with meat and non-perishable items like honey,

My sister believe is the rapture is near for anyone who doesn’t mean no that means dying in your sleep and meeting their deity,

I’m not ready to die I will fight every inch to survive,

I’m a survivalist,

today I shall be hungry,

Today Teresa called and said she’s making prime rib,

I have no idea where she got prime rib,

But as soon as my potatoes are done I’m going to put on long pants and go to Teresa’s,

Oh I’m going to eat my potatoes first cuz I don’t have any way to warm them up,